Liam: Hey beautiful, lets go home, I want to show you something
me: Oooh ok *bites lip*
LIam: Follow me upstairs baby
Liam: I'll be right back *stares seductively*
Me: Dont keep me waiting babe
*waits on the bed for Liam to come out*
Liam: Ok Im coming out close your eyes
Me: Im closing them
Liam: *sits down on bed*
Me: *Leans in to Liam with eyes closed*
Me: *opens eyes*
Liam: Its a flashing tooth brush! I got one for you the other day it's really cool and it lights up and everything. Now we both have matching tooth brushes. Brushing teeth has never been so exciting!
Liam: *puts the tooth brush in your mouth* Brush Brush Brush your teeth gently around the gums
Me: *get in car"
Instructer: Shut the door
Me: Turn the lights off, I wanna be with you, I wanna feel your love.
Instructer: .... Ok then. On that road, you are only allowed to drive in one direction.
Me: OMG, do you like One Direction! I love one direction, don't you love how Louis and Harry are so in love. They should have sex and make sexy Larry Stylinson babies. OMG WAIT. You might be a directionator
Me: Why didn't you answer? Oh my gosh I'm in a car with a directionator. GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN. You're the reason directioners can't live peacefully!
instructer: Who do you think you are? Who do you think I am?
Me: Oh I see, you're trying to prove you're a directioner by quoting "taken" lyrics. Well I don't care.
Instructer: Please calm down. Here lets turn on the radio *WMYB comes on*
Me: Yeah buddy! This is my jam! Sing it with me "BUT WHEN YOU SMILE AT THE GROUND IT AIN'T HARD TO TELL-
Instructer: Look out for that pigeon!!!!
Me: OMG, KEVIN! THERE YOU ARE! *get's out of car* COME HERE! I HAVE TO BRING YOU TO LOUIS!!
Instructer: Gosh, are all directioners like this?
Me: *fails test*